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A sea horse the size of a pea, the world's smallest snake and a bacterium that lives in hairspray were amongst the wonderful and the weird species discovered on Planet Earth in 2008. The following list, comprising the most wonderful and most weird, was compiled by the International Institute for Species Exploration at Arizona State University and an international committee of taxonomists. The top 10 list was chosen from thousands of species found across the globe last year.

Institute director Quentin Wheeler said the annual top 10 list helped draw attention to biodiversity, taxonomy and the importance of natural history museums and botanical gardens.


The 2008 list also commemorated the anniversary of the birth in 1708 of Swedish scientist Carolus Linnaeus, who initiated the modern system of plant and animal names and classifications. About 1.8 million species have been described since Linnaeus initiated the modern classification system. We have a way to go — scientific consensus is that there are about 10 million species on earth.

Scientists are still classifying the species found in 2008. Of the 2007 list of 18,516 species named, 75.6 percent were were invertebrate animals, 11.1 percent were vascular plants and 6.7 percent were vertebrates.

seahorse
1. Satomi's Pygmy Seahorse
The smallest known seahorse was found by a Japanese scuba diving guide in waters off Indonesia. The guide, Satomi Onishi, actually found three new pygmy seahorse species. The smallest, with a standard length of 13.8mm (0.54 inches) and a height of about 11.5mm (0.45 inches), was named after its finder.


worlds smallest snake
2. Barbados Threadsnake
The world's smallest known snake, with a total length of 104mm (4.1 inches), was found under a rock at Bonwell, Barbados, Lesser Antilles.

world's longest insect
3. Phobaeticus chani
The world's longest insect, with a body length of 35.6cm (14 inches) and a overall length of 56.7 cm (22.3 inches), was found at Ulu Moyog, in Sabah, Malaysian Borneo.

tahina palm
4. Tahina Palm
A gigantic species and genus of palm with fewer than 100 individual specimens was found in northwestern Madagascar. This plant produces a huge, spectacular terminal inflorescence with countless flowers. After fruiting, the palm dies and collapses. The Tahina Palm is unrelated to any other of the 170 plus palms of Madagascar. Its closest known relatives are in Afghanistan, Thailand, Vietnam and China.

ghost slug
5. Ghost Slug
The well-cultivated and tended gardens of Cardiff, Wales, are not places one expects to find a new species. But find one they did, a white slug which has blade-like teeth.

snail
6. Opisthostoma vermiculum
Found at Gunung Rapat, Perak, Malaysia, this species represents a unique evolution in its manner of shell twisting. Most gastropod shells tightly coil according to a logarithmic spiral and have an upper limit of three coiling axes. But the shell of O. vermiculum has four separate coiling axes, the most of any known gastropod.

blue chromis
7. Deep Blue Chromis
This fish made the top 10 list through circumstances of its finding — it represented the first taxonomic act of 2008, and was the first act registered in the newly launched taxonomic database Zoobank. The discovery of the new species also highlighted how little is known of deep-reef biodiversity.

mother fish
8. Mother Fish
Found at Fitzroy Crossing, Western Australia, this 380-million year-old fossilized fish is giving birth, making her the oldest known life-bearing vertebrate. The mother fish was given the Latin generic name Materpiscis attenboroughi, in honour of Sir David Attenborough.

caffeine-free coffee plant
9. Charrier Coffee
A caffeine-free coffee plant found in Cameroon, this is the first record of a caffeine-free species from Central Africa. Cameroon is a center of diversity for the genus Coffea and such wild species are potentially important in breeding naturally decaffeinated beans.

10. Microbacteriaceae
Perhaps the weirdest discovery of 2008 was a bacterium found in hairspray. We tried to get a picture but it refused to smile.




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pick-up lines

Normally the heart beats 35 million times a year. Mine would reach that in one evening with you.

How was heaven when you left?

Can you please tell your body to stop staring at me.

Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down. Go ahead say no.

"You look like my first wife." "Really? How many times have you been married?" "Oh I'm still a bachelor."

I'd like to say that I am not interested in sex without mutual consent. I'd also like to say that you have my consent.

I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.

If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?

Do you sleep on your stomach? If not, can I?

I know milk does a body good, but damn, how much have you been drinking?

I like maths. Would you want to go to my room, add the bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply?

I'm new in town. Could I have directions to your apartment.

If you were a pair of pants I'd wear you out.

I've just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by again?

Can I check your shirt label? I want to see if you were made in heaven.

If you are what you eat, I could be you by morning.

When they made the alphabet they should have put U and I together.

I would crawl naked in the cold rain over broken glass just to hear you speak over the telephone.

I think you're the light at the end of my tunnel.

Excuse me, but I couldn't help noticing how much you have been noticing me noticing you.

Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?

If I follow you home, will you keep me?

If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.

If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.

When God made you, he was showing off.

Screw me if I'm wrong, but you want to kiss me don't you?

Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? No? Do you want to come upstairs and talk?

See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.

The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.

I lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?

Are you accepting applications for your fan club?

All the seats appear taken. Can I sit on your lap?

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List of oddest book title finalists

March 28th 2009 01:36
Professor Philip Parker has come out on top in one of the most keenly contested competitions in the literary meritocracy calendar. We refer, of course, to The Bookseller's Oddest Book Title of the Year.

Professor Parker, already famous for being most prolific author in the galaxy and for being mentioned twice previously before on Chris Champion's blogs here and here, beat off some stern challenges for the 2009 odd title title.

The list of 2009 finalists is as follows:

  • Baboon Metaphysics, Dorothy L Cheney and Robert M Seyfarth
  • Curbside Consultation of the Colon, Brooks D Cash
  • Strip and Knit with Style, Mark Hordyszynski
  • The Large Sieve and its Applications, Emmanuel Kowalski
  • Techniques for Corrosion Monitoring, Lietai Yang
This year's winning title by Professor Philip Parker:
  • The 2009-2014 World Outlook for 60-milligram Containers of Fromage Frais
A list of some previous winners:

  • The Book of Marmalade: Its Antecedents, Its History and Its Role in the World Today
  • The Theory of Lengthwise Rolling
  • American Bottom Archaeology
  • High Performance Stiffened Structures
  • Greek Rural Postmen and their Cancellation Numbers
www.guardian.co.uk, www.readersread.com
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The things they say about geeks

March 15th 2009 08:39
geek girl

If at first you don’t succeed, call it Version 1.0.
Unknown

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The things they say about Microsoft

March 15th 2009 08:39
pee on microsoft

If you asked me to name the three scariest threats facing the human race, I would give the same answer that most people would: nuclear war, global warming and Windows.
Dave Barry

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The long list of short messages

March 10th 2009 01:15
texting in bed

Bulletin boards, on-line chat sites and, perhaps most of all, SMS texting have spawned a new language. Many have tried to resist, but the trend is here to stay. If you don't believe it's a new language, try finding a dictionary that admits the word "text" can be used as a verb.

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smiley face

The story of the invention of the text smiley face, possibly the most recognisable of all the novelties of the internet age, was lost until 2002 when an American researcher tracked down the inventor, and the message in which he used it.

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Fascinating facts about beer 2

February 19th 2009 07:05
beer british pub

Some of the great European beers use what are known, appropriately, as noble hops. The term traditionally refers to four varieties of hop which are low in bitterness and high in aroma. They are the central European cultivars, hallertau, tettnanger, spalt and saaz. They are each named for a specific region or city in which they were first grown or primarily grown: Hallertau, Tettnang, Spalt and Žatec (Saaz in German). They contain high amounts of the hop oil humulene and low amounts of alpha acids cohumulone and adhumulone, as well as lower amounts of the harsher-tasting beta acids lupulone, colupulone, and adlupulone.

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Fascinating facts about pianos

February 6th 2009 08:05
steinway concert grand

Pianos are called "the king of musical instruments" because they cover the tonal range of every other instrument in the orchestra, from below the lowest note of the double bassoon to above the top note of the piccolo, and because they are the largest musical instrument, excluding the pipe organ.

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Healing things to do when newly single

February 4th 2009 09:24
broken heart

People who have recently been through a relationship break-up fall generally into two categories: those who did the breaking and those who got dumped. Horrible word, dumped, but it describes the kicked-in-the-guts feeling perfectly.

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