Big list of country and western song titles
December 1st 2008 02:30
I gave her the ring; she gave me the finger
If you don't believe I love you just ask my wife
Guess my eyes were bigger than my heart
If I can't get over you, why don't you get under me
Drop kick me, Jesus, through the goalposts of life
Get your tongue out of my mouth, I'm kissing you goodbye
How can I miss you if you won't go away?
I keep forgetting I forgot about you
If you don't leave me alone, I'll go find someone else who will
If you leave me, can I come too?
She offered her honor, he honored her offer, and all through the night it was honor and offer
I'm gonna put a bar in the back of my car and drive myself to drink
The alcohall of fame
Velcro arms, teflon heart
When you leave walk out backwards, so I'll think you're walking in
You can't have your Kate and Edith too
I married her just because she looks like you
My tears have washed "I love you" off the blackboard of my heart
I can't love your body if your heart's not in it
Oh, I wish I were in Dixie, but she's out of town
I'm so miserable without you it's like having you here
It takes me all night long to do what I used to do all night long
Learning to live again is killing me
If I had my life to live over, I'd live over a delicatessen
If the devil danced in empty pockets, he'd have a ball in mine
If today was a fish, I'd throw it back in
Overlonely and underkissed
If you can't be good, be bad with me
I like bananas because they have no bones
She's out doing what I'm here doing without
The pint of no return
Hell stays open all night
The worst you ever gave me was the best I ever had
She feels like a new man tonight
You stuck my heart in an old tin can and shot it off a log
He's been drunk since his wife's gone punk
I bought the boots that just walked out on me
Ever since I said "I do", there's a lot of things you don't
The next time you throw that fryin' pan, my face ain't gonna be there
I got in at 2 with a 10 and woke up at 10 with a 2
At the gas station of love, I got the self service pump
Did I shave my legs for this?
Don't roll those bloodshot eyes at me
Feelin' single and drinkin' doubles
He's got a way with women, and he's just got away with mine
The high cost of low living
Hold on to your men 'cause she's single again
How come my dog don't bark when you come around?
How did you get so ugly overnight?
I gave her my heart and a diamond and she clubbed me with a spade
I guess I had your leavin' coming
You ain't much fun since I quit drinkin'
You changed your name from Brown to Jones, and mine from Brown to blue
I only miss you on the days that end in 'y'
I wanted you to leave until you left me
I was looking back to see if you were looking back to see if I was looking back to see if you
were looking back at me
I'll marry you tomorrow, but let's honeymoon tonight
I'm drinking Christmas dinner all alone this year
It ain't easy being easy
I would kiss you through the screendoor but it'd strain our love
Let's do something cheap and superficial
Make me late for work today
Mommy, can I still call him daddy?
My phone ain't been ringing, so I guess it wasn't you
I changed her oil, she changed my life
I fell in a pile of you and got love all over me
There's a tear in my beer
Which way do I go, now that I'm gone?
You're going to ruin my bad reputation
My lips want to stay but my heart wants to go
Sources include www.downstream.sk.ca, www.tonmeister.ca, img.gactv.com
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