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November 30th 2008 21:36
Oh, alright, my sweetie is a confirmed 2(x)ist man, but for me aussieBum is the only underwear I will ever slip in to. Or out of. I have this dream about being in an accident and this divine doctor has to cut away my pants and when he sees my aussieBum he ... anyway, one thing is certain, Calvin Klein is out.
A basket of mixed CDs of the music of Kylie and Mariah. Oh, actually, in Kylie's case it would have to be every CD she ever made. You've no idea how often people ask why gay boys are fascinated with Kylie and Mariah. Well, it's not just them of course. They are just the latest generation. For a long time it was Madonna. Oh, still is of course. And before that it was Barbra and Bette. Did you know Bette started her career in gay saunas? So what do they all have in common. Well, they are all gay friendly; of course that's important. But they are also strong female figures. That's the most important thing. Well, that and their theatricality. All those lovely feathers and sequins.
Well, it's about the whole kitchen really. It simply has to be Italian. If your kitchen doesn't have Italian appliances, you are either desperately saving for them, or you're secretly a little bit bi. Sorry, but it's best to be honest about these things. Of all those lovely kitchen toys however, the Smeg microwave is the absolute darlingest. The main operating functions are through dials rather than tacky buttons with numbers on them. Oh please. I'm not saying I perfectly understand how to operate the Smeg yet. But who cares when it's so much fun playing with the knobs.
If there is anything that differentiates the gay man from all other varieties of, well, anybody really, it is appreciation of down lighting. It's like oxygen - you'd just asphyxiate without it. I know, some people do - live without it, I mean. What can I say? They aren't gay. Artistically challenged perhaps; underprivileged certainly - but not gay. Down lighting is so, oh, so, oh ... especially in the bathroom.
www.ethansays.com, Ken McKay/Rex Features, www.musik-base.de, news.taume.com, www.kenzrun.com
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