The alternative list of Obama promises
November 12th 2008 00:30
Want to know why Barack Obama really won the election? The breakthrough moment, when he went from hopeful to frontrunner, came in an appearance in the American Forum, wisdom central, the launching pad of many great American careers.
No, we are not talking about the Oprah Winfrey Show, although that has similar claims on the American conscious. We are talking about the Dave Letterman Show.
Obama appeared on January 25, 2008, and made the following campaign promises:
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To keep the budget balanced, I'll rent the situation room for sweet sixteens.
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I will double your tax money at the craps table.
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Appoint Mitt Romney secretary of lookin' good.
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If you bring a gator to the White House, I'll wrestle it.
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I'll put Regis on the nickel.
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I'll rename the tenth month of the year ''Barack-tober''.
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I won’t let Apple release the new and improved Ipod the day after you bought the previous model.
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Pronounce the word nuclear, nuclear.
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Three words: Vice President Oprah.
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