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Knocking the iPad

June 3rd 2010 02:46
iPad
There has been plenty of criticism of Apple’s innovative iPad. It started immediately after Apple unveiled the iPad in late January, and built quickly in the days after its release in America on April 23.

Apple this week announced that global sales have passed the two million mark, a Royal Bank of Canada report also released this week forecasts sales of eight million in 2010 and 41 million by 2014, and Apple has just passed Microsoft as the world’s biggest technology company by market capitalisation.


The critics, therefore, and a list of their bleatings may seem unjustified. However, we see two solid reasons for the list: firstly, it is interesting to see how silly some people make themselves look by shooting from the lip; and secondly, some of these criticisms are valid.

After the iPad’s announcement in January
The overall reaction has been, in a word, underwhelming. (PC magazine, after Steve Jobs first announced the iPad in January to a reception which many other people would have described as overwhelming.)

Apple's iPad took years to design and build. Tearing it down has taken only a few hours. (Thomas Claburn, InformationWeek)

The iPad is like living with your parents -- there's a lot you can't do, but there are undeniable advantages. (Claburn again)

iPad is a silly name (many people).

Clearly, women are not finding this name attractive. The name looks like a mistake a man would make. Steve should have spent more time talking to his wife and daughters. (Analyst Rob Enderle, Enderle Group)


It has some absolutely backbreaking failures that will make buying one the last thing I would want to do. (Adam Frucci, Gizmodo)

The iPad is a grown up iPod touch. Apple has taken the safe route of offering its existing customers an option that goes beyond today's iPod touch in size and capability, but it has not offered a new category of devices that tackles the 5-6 hours of media we each consume every day. (Analyst James McQuivey, Forrester Research)

The iPod Touch is a significant step toward finally making tablets respectable. But making tablets respectable should have been the least of Apple's ambitions. (McQuivey again).

Perhaps it’s because the iPad is arguably the ultimate example of Apple’s penchant for pre-release speculation and hype gone wild. Let’s face it. There are enough valid quibbles about the iPad that it seems as if the product might have been rushed out the door, much like the company’s last big dud, AppleTV. (Brent Schlender, blogs.BNet.com)

Let’s face it. There are enough valid quibbles about the iPad that it seems as if the product might have been rushed out the door, much like the company’s last big dud, AppleTV.

After the iPad’s release in April
We hate it. (Gizmodo)

There's no point to this device. Laptops can do everything it can do and more, for less money. (Comment by Eagle628 on the PC World website)

My netbook was half the price of the base model iPad, has the same sized screen, a faster processor, 160gb of storage, 2gb of ram, a full keyboard, great battery life, a real OS you know, one that can do multiple things at a time a web cam, removable battery, flash support, etc etc. (Comment by Abrahmm on the PC World website)

Operational criticisms
Can’t edit video or music files (a criticism by Steve Wozniak, co-founder of Apple)

Can’t multitask

Doesn’t support Adobe Flash

Has no camera

Has no HDMI port

4:3 aspect ratio

Dependence on adapters



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The history of accessible online search engines, boys and girls, goes way back to the pre-Gen Y days of 1995.

Oh, yes, you can argue, as they do here, that the concept of hypertext and memory extension can be traced to Vannevar Bush's wonderfully crazy data storage ideas in 1945 ...

And you can argue that the first online search engine was Archie (archives — get it?), created in 1990 by a Montreal university student named Alan Emtage ...

And you can argue that Excite, introduced in 1993, and Lycos, Webcrawler, Galaxy and Altavista, all introduced in 1994, are worthy of mention ...

But the truth is that the only really important moment in search engine history that does not feature the word Google came in April 1994 when David Filo and Jerry Yang the Yahoo! Directory.

And now Yahoo!, the company with the exclamation mark in its name which has generated much debate about whether or not it is grammatically correct to use a comma after it to denote a pause, is celebrating its 15th birthday.

As part of its birthday celebrations, Yahoo! has produced a list of the 10 most popular searches in its 15-year history. The list is a fascinating insight into the things we think about. Take out the predictable disasters, and we are a banal lot.

The Yahoo! 15-year Top 10

1. September 11

2. Cloning

3. Iraq war

4. Saddam Hussein

5. Harry Potter book releases

6. Michael Jackson death

7. Steve Irwin death

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The things they say about geeks

March 15th 2009 08:39
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If at first you don’t succeed, call it Version 1.0.
Unknown

There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t.
Unknown

How could this be a problem in a country where we have Intel and Microsoft?
Al Gore (on Y2K)

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning.
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I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
Unknown

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Mitch Ratcliffe, ratcliffeblog.com

I may have invented it, but Bill (Gates) made it famous.
David Bradley (inventor of the Ctrl Alt Del keystroke combination)

The box said ‘Requires Windows 95 or better’. So I installed Linux.
Unknown

There never was a chip, it is said, that Bill Gates couldn't slow down with a new batch of features.
James Coates

Girls are like internet domain names — the ones I like are already taken.
Unknown

Software is like sex — it’s better when it’s free.
(attrib.) Linus Torvalds, creator of the Linux kernel

Hacking is like sex. You get in, you get out, and hope that you didn’t leave something that can be traced back to you.
Unknown

Alcohol and calculus don’t mix. Never drink and derive.
Unknown

The WWW is exciting because Microsoft doesn't own it and, therefore, there's a tremendous amount of innovation happening.
Steve Jobs

The first rule of any technology used in a business is that automation applied to an efficient operation will magnify the efficiency. The second is that automation applied to an inefficient operation will magnify the inefficiency.
Bill Gates

You know it’s love when you memorize her IP number to skip DNS overhead.
Unknown

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a UNIX user to show you how it's done.
Scott Adams

Linux? You can get a less powerful system, but it will cost you more.
Unknown

We are preparing to think about contemplating preliminary work on plans to develop a schedule for producing the 10th Edition of the Unix Programmer's Manual.
Andrew Hume

A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.
(Attrib.) Todd Van Hoosear

Software undergoes alpha testing as a first step in getting user feedback. Alpha is Latin for "doesn't work".
Unknown

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The things they say about Microsoft

March 15th 2009 08:39
pee on microsoft

If you asked me to name the three scariest threats facing the human race, I would give the same answer that most people would: nuclear war, global warming and Windows.
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